Monday, May 19, 2008

Dr. Butterfield

Today I went to the doctor. Not the ear, nose, throat doctor, but the "other" doctor. Yup. It's been 5 years since my last pap. I'm not going to go any further on that. I am writing about something altogether different that happened while at the doctors.

First, my regular (if you can call him regular when I haven't even seen him for FIVE years) doctor was unavailable, so they assigned me to Dr. Butterfield. Dr. Butterfield is probably in her late 50's or early 60's. She came in, smiled and shook my hand, introducing herself. Already I liked her; I didn't feel self-conscious sitting there naked covered only by my slit up the back "gown". We reviewed basic medical history and she didn't even comment on or chastise me for waiting 5 years to come in. I liked her even more.

As she looked over my chart she was asking questions and then she came to "exercise". I had truthfully written down that I engaged in practically no intentional exercise. To which she said, "I see here that you don't exercise." She said it with the same tone of voice as if she was saying, "I see here that you have two kids;" Nothing accusatory or insinuating.

I responded, "Not recently. I go in spurts".
Dr. Butterfield, "Okay, here you go" (handing me a sheet of paper), "You need to exercise 30 min a day, 6 days a week. This is the minimum required level of activity."

She went on to explain that 20 minutes of that needs to be in my target heart range, showing me how to find that on my handy little sheet of paper she'd given me.

I must have nodded or said something because she then said, "Okay, what's next?" and went on to my calcium intake. The calcium conversation followed a similar pattern.

The entire exchange was carried on in a manner that suggested she fully expected that not only was I on board with this whole exercise thing, but that it was a novel and exciting prospect to me. Not that she talked down to me, just very expectantly. I almost felt like laughing, and acquiescing. "Okay doc, I'll do it. 30 min/day, 6 days/wk. target heart rate – 20 minutes. No problem."

So anyway, now I've got to go. I need to get in 30 minutes before I go to bed.

8 comments:

Robin said...

Wait a minute. Hop off your tread mill and answer this: She didn't ask if you smoke or drink!?!? I always feel so proud of myself when they ask that question. That is always my compensation for everything else.

By any chance, does Dr. Butterfield look at all like Mrs. Butterworth? Because I would like this story even more if she did.

Robin said...

I think I am going to blog about your blog. Nothing too fancy - maybe just a little "check out my sister's cute blog" would you mind if I did that?

Kristen said...

Nope, I would love that. And she didn't comment on the smoking or drinking, it was written down there and maybe since it wasn't an issue, she didn't bring it up.

I lied, I didn't exercise yesterday.

Emily said...

Go, KK, GO! I need to get off my lazy ace and excerise me some heart target rates--too complicated to understand...must find chocolate...

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'll exercise if you will. I'm not willing to deal with heartrate, that is too complicated. I need to just begin MOVING.

Funny, I'm always proud of my non-smoking, non-drinking, non-married to an immediate family member, non STD carrying status, but I get asked if I used to be a Nun.... must be a geographic thing. :) (the last medical form I had to fill out asked about # of sexual partners and a few other very personal details! Is that the new normal?)

Linda Austin Hart said...

omg.....doctors! They're all younger than me I think.

Sally said...

Mom said omg. MOM! Too funny.

Good old Dr Butterfield. I can think of lots of funny puns on her name.

Teri said...

Okay, does your mom have cute hair, or what?! Linda is your mom, right? Is Dr.Butterfield "Ruth" Butterfield? Does she work at St.Lukes for Dr.Archibald? If it is her I really like her. She is not a doctor though. I think she is a nurse practitioner or a P.A. You crack me up! Ter